Funny Fantasy Hockey Names for 2025

March 7, 2025・By Ross O'Connor

Atlanta Thrashers hockey players celebrate scoring a goal

Searching for a name for your NHL fantasy hockey team? Don’t worry, we have got you covered. Just in case inspiration fails to strike, here are 100 suggested fantasy hockey team names to get your season up and running.

Check out the list and see if you can find a winner!

Funny names for your ice hockey fantasy team

Arctic Blast
Auston 3:16
Barn Burners
Bardown Beauties
Beer League Legends
Bench Warmers United
Big Cheese Champs
Blackhawks Down
Blocker Side Boys
Bombay Bombers
Broad Street Bullies
Caps Lock
Chill Out Champs
Chirp Kings
Clapper Kings
Cold as Puck
Cross-Check Yourself
Dangleberries
Deke Squad
Drais-it Like Beckham
Ducks Fly Together
Faceoff Fiends
Five for Fighting
Five Hole Fanatics
Fleury Power
Frozen Flames
Frozen Chosen
Game of Throws
Garbage Goal Gang
Goal Post Ghosts
Goon Platoon
Goon Squad
Greasy Goals Gang
Grinder Gang
Guardians of the Goaltenders
Hab-Nots
Hat Trick Magic
Hellebuyck Me Up
High Stick Society
Honey Badger Hockey
Hooked on Hockey
Ice Age Crew
Ice Ice Baby
Ice Men Cometh
Ice Pirates
King Henry’s Court
Kraken the Code
Laceration Nation
Legion of Doom
Maple Laughs
Makar and Cheese
McJesus Saves
Megatron on Ice
Mighty Pucks
Misconduct Minions
Monsters of the Crease
Nashville Hot Wings
Net Front Presence
Night Train Hockey
No Mercy, No Teeth
Ovi-Wan Kenobi
Pasta La Vista
Puck Dynasty
Puck It and See
Puck My Life
Puck Norris
Puck Stops Here
Roto Warriors
Saucer Pass Society
Sauce Tossers
Scary Terry’s Crew
Seattle Ice Storm
Shark Attack
Shesterkin and Destroy
Sin Bin Syndicate
Skating on Thin Ice
Slapshot Shenanigans
Slashing Through the Snow
Snow Plows
Sons of Pitches & Pucks
Spin-o-rama Squad
Stick Handling Wizards
Stranger Swings
Sweater Weather Warriors
The Clutch Players
The Crease Crashers
The Deke Squad
The Draft Day Dominators
The Faceoff Fanatics
The Frozen Squad
The Gritty Committee
The Hansons’ Revenge
The Icing on the Cake
The No-Name Skaters
The Puck Drops Here
The Twine Ticklers
The Winter Soldiers
Top Cheese Champs
What the Puck?
Wingin’ It
Blades of Glory

About Ross O'Connor

Ross has been writing about sports for over a decade, spcecializing in the NFL, soccer and boxing. His written work has appeared on a number of online publications over that time.